The misadventures of JReed

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DASHING THROUGH THE SNOWGET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAYYOU’RE SO FUCKING SLOWAND FAT, WHAT DO YOU WEIGHHA-HA-HAYOU CAN’T FUCKING SINGI’LL START A FUCKING FIGHTGET OUT MY WAY YOU FUCKING HOI’M DRIVING HERE TONIGHT JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELLGET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAYOH WHAT FUN IT IS TO RIDEOVER BODIES EVERY DAY (HEY)JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELLBITCH WHAT DID I SAYRUN THAT ASS CUZ YOU CAN’T HIDEFROM MY MOTHERFUCKING SLEIGHHEY

    thefuuuucomics:

    DASHING THROUGH THE SNOW

    GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY

    YOU’RE SO FUCKING SLOW

    AND FAT, WHAT DO YOU WEIGH

    HA-HA-HA

    YOU CAN’T FUCKING SING

    I’LL START A FUCKING FIGHT

    GET OUT MY WAY YOU FUCKING HO

    I’M DRIVING HERE TONIGHT 

    JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL

    GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY

    OH WHAT FUN IT IS TO RIDE

    OVER BODIES EVERY DAY (HEY)

    JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL

    BITCH WHAT DID I SAY

    RUN THAT ASS CUZ YOU CAN’T HIDE

    FROM MY MOTHERFUCKING SLEIGH

    HEY


    Source: sparklebuns
    • 6 months ago
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    Source: tastefullyoffensive
    • 6 months ago
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    • 6 months ago
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  • collegehumor:

Hardcore Kitties
Can my friends come to the party tonight? I swear they’re cool. We just wanna dance!

    collegehumor:

    Hardcore Kitties

    Can my friends come to the party tonight? I swear they’re cool. We just wanna dance!

    Source: College Humor
    • 6 months ago
    • 1687 notes
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    Source: k1x
    • 6 months ago
    • 99211 notes
  • collegehumor:

R.I.P. Diet
Like you even started one, anyway.

    collegehumor:

    R.I.P. Diet

    Like you even started one, anyway.

    Source: humortrain.com
    • 6 months ago
    • 1796 notes
  • collegehumor:

Bus Makes Man Into Sexy Lady
It’s just matching how he feels on the inside.

    collegehumor:

    Bus Makes Man Into Sexy Lady

    It’s just matching how he feels on the inside.

    Source: jumpoverthere.com
    • 6 months ago
    • 1162 notes
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    Source: makemestfu.net
    • 6 months ago
    • 3592 notes
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    Source: tastefullyoffensive
    • 6 months ago
    • 6874 notes
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    • 6 months ago
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